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The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster

The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster

The Purple Hairy Jelly monster is a devious creature that has been sighted a number of times in the Glasshouse region of South-East Queensland. This article seeks to give a voice to the individuals who have sighted it. Below are a number of first-hand sources spoken directly from the witnesses:

Mark’s Encounter

During the Christmas holidays in 2017 the crew decided to go for a holiday to the Beerburrum forestry. We had everything set out and had packed everything we needed, food, water, fuel, bikes, tents/swag, GoPro, Drone all the gear we needed. Few days went past and we had been camping out in the forestry for 2 days, the time was about 4pm in the afternoon, we decided that it would be a good idea to go put the drone up to see what’s around. The drone went up was flying for about 10min when we saw something in the distance that looked purple, we thought it could’ve been someone else riding their motorbikes or 4×4, but what was saw wasn’t something you see every day. It was purple, looked like jelly, hariry and a monster. My mate called it “The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster”, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was heading awards the drone, I decided to fly the drone back and pack it up. The next morning we woke up and started cooking breaky thinking nothing about what we saw and suggested we just drank too much. But we realised that all our food has disappeared and our water was purple with spit in it. The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster had taken all our food and water. Before we knew it The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster came back and killed 4 of my mates in front of us, we tried to ride our bikes away the the purple hairy jelly monster pinned us to the tree and said “I will Kill you this time tomorrow”! You better run human.

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Hamish’s Encounter

Over the past two weeks, I saw the so called ‘Purple Hairy Jelly Monster’ three times in the same place, behind Woolworths. When I saw him, he made a runner after I caught him eating food from the bins. A few days later, I walked near the spot I saw him last, and guess what, I found him again eating from the bins. The third time I saw him was a few days ago and this time he wasn’t eating from the bins, he was jumping off the roofs. I tried to talk to him to get him to come down, but all he did was run again! I gave chase to confront him and found his home, the Beerwah skatepark. Well, in the end I caught up with him and he trialled me by skateboarding, not combat. The ‘Purple Hairy Jelly Monster’ would be the next Tony Hawk, he was amazing! A few 360’s later, we had finished and the ‘Purple Hairy Jelly Monster’ was declared the winner.

Josh’s Encounter

My first sighting of the Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was last saturday while walking through mount beerwah. The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was glaring at the nearby walkers from the trees above; waiting for us to get to the top. Whenever i sighted the Purple Hairy Jelly Monster, it would rush away into the bushes to disappear. When i almost arrived at the top i saw a close glance of the monster eating a dead kangaroo in the bushes; it looked a dark purple with a large fur coat and jelly sliding of its body. It heard me soon after and turned around, hissed and ran away. That was the last i saw of the Purple Hairy Jelly Monster.

Bailey Encounter

I was walking last night in my street in beerburrum and i saw something i did not know what it was i went closer and i saw a purple jelly hair thing so i went how and search it it is called the purple hairy jelly monster they say it was made up but i saw it so i went out again the next night i did not see it then out of nowhere KO

Lachlan’s Encounter

The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was spotted by me, lurking in the bush beside the road. The purple hairy jelly monster had long arms and legs, and was creeping silently through the bush. I then walked past the next day and saw the Purple hairy jelly monster again.

Estyn’s Encounter

The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was in Beerwah. The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster

Casey’s Encounter

It was 3 days ago when I saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster. It was in my backyard and it was making my dog go crazy. I ran outside to see what was going on and I saw it, jumping up and down like crazy. Then, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster saw me and did a runner! Me and my bro chased it over the fence and down the street, but we lost it when it went into the bush.
The next time I saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster was at the Beerwah marketplace. I was walking to the IGA and I heard a noise coming from the alleyway, and there it was, with it’s foot stuck in a trolley, trying to climb over the fence and into the parking lot. I was like, nah mate, not today, and I got out my phone to call the cops, but it had made it’s way over the fence and was running like crazy into the distance. I haven’t seen The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster since then, but i’ve been keeping my eyes peeled for that crazy beast.

Cody

I saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster flying in the sky, I immediately assumed it was put there by US military forces by Queen Elizabeth II herself to silence us conspiracy theorists. It meowed at me and then left without a trace, I looked around and noticed that no one else saw it. It was a direct threat to ME! I knew the NSA was on to me and about to discover their ultimate secret. I was scared for my life, so I ran to my home in beerwah and had a tasty XXXX beer to calm myself and then I saw it again! On the ground, it walked slowly and mechanically. So I ran downstairs and locked myself in the dungeon. THIS IS WHY THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT TOOK AWAY OUR GUNS. HE IS GOING TO PICK US OFF ONE BY ONE AND YOU CAN’T STOP IT.

Zayne’s Encounter

One night when i was camping in the bush with mate we went for a night fish the fishing spot we wanted to go to is a pretty decent hike to spot which is at coochin creek when we were walking the touches that we had turned off.

Bam right in our faces was the purple hairy jelly monster it looked at us and then ran off at this moment me and my mate were a little bit scared but we were keen for a fish so we carried on.

When we got to our fishing stop the purple hairy jelly monster had returned and yelled out uppa gary!! Me and my mate started cracking ourselves laughing.

Nek minet the purple hairy jelly monster had just thrown a massive haymaker at my mate and knocked him out cold.

Tyler’s Encounter

The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster is a monster who watches you when you sleep, and he’s looks very weird he looks like a The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster, when he turns around he looks like a big bit of a bean bag, when i saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster i ran away because i saw him when i was sleeping and when i was in the bathroom and also when The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster looked into the mirror he looks like me with a The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster. I saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster in the mt. nugngn and also on mt. crookneck, this The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster with push you of your swings and he will it on the swing an try and eat you with his face also The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster like to smell your hair and sometimes he will wash your hair with his snot, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster Wants to smell your bed when you leave, every time you leave your house The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster smells your bed because it has you sent on it, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster wants to eat your feet because he likes the smell, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster smells very nice but he does not like to smell nice because he’s like a dog who likes to smell bad, The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster tries to roll in mud and poo but he always will smell good. The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster watches you all the time he is watching you right now look to the person on the left they are… ( ?° ?? ?° )

Lachlan’s Encounter

The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster plunders and eats people who go missing in the Glasshouse Mountains… The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster watches and waits in the forests waiting for unwilling trespassers on his land. I saw The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster once, I saw him when I was hiking through the region and I heard a meow, I turned around and there it was…. Watching…. The Purple Hairy Jelly Monster did nothing, it just started, watching, waiting… It looked like a Purple Hairy Jelly Monster that did nothing but stare at me with it’s Purple Hairy Jelly Monster eyes.

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